OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
AP- (Red Banks Mississippi) The R.K. Dog Food Company is pleased to announce that Mr. Eddy Taylor of Red Banks, MS. is the winner of this year’s RK “Scout of Year” Award. Mr. Taylor garnered the award this year after proving once again that you can secure Field Trial earnings without really doing very much at all. Mr William Renfroe, President of RK Dog Food, was quoted as saying “Eddy is what the Road Kill Dog Food company really stands for. We are proud to report earnings this year in excess of 31 million dollars by simply picking up road kill and turning it into an awful dog food product at a really low cost. We would like to note that due to staff volunteers (made up primarily of parolee's, drunks and those sentenced to 'Community Service') not showing up for work, we were much slower in collecting our road kill, the staple of our formulation, or the numbers could have been even higher. On a positive note the higher than expected levels e-coli and salmonella insured that only the fittest specimens in the kennels survived this year. We would like to state that Mr. Taylor’s support as our biggest client is the primary reason he was the only person considered for this award. Congratulations to Eddy on once again “setting the standard' for the number of times one person (scout) has been shown on one knee posing the winners dog ( for the winning handler) in the American Field. This year’s banquet will be held in the clubhouse at the ‘END of the Line' trailer park, next to the horse processer’s facility where Eddy finds most of his field trial equine prospects. Good luck in defending your title again next year Eddy.
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